I need a pair of Epinephrine’s headphones so I can continue blasting music late at night. My friend, I’m jealous of your awesome headphones right now!
My ex keeps tearing apart at me. I don’t know why. I would rant about the things I hate about her, but that’s not okay. I wouldn’t get any satisfaction at all, but I guess she does… I guess that’s why shes my ex now. There has to be some reason for this, but I don’t know what it is.
I’m really angry and upset with her right now, but I don’t want to be. Why are we cursed with this emotion of anger? It makes things so hard to deal with in a logical, calm manner. But, things will sort themselves out eventually though, so I need not worry.
“Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as a way to celebrate the holiday season without participating in its pressures and commercialism. It was created by writer Dan O’Keefe and introduced into popular culture by his son Daniel, a screenwriter for the TV show Seinfeld, as part of a comical storyline on the show. The holiday’s celebration, as shown on Seinfeld, includes an unadorned aluminum “Festivus pole”, practices such as the “Airing of Grievances” and “Feats of Strength”, and the labeling of easily explainable events as “Festivus miracles”. Celebrants of the holiday sometimes refer to it as “a Festivus for the rest of us”, a saying taken from the O’Keefe family traditions and popularized in the Seinfeld episode to describe Festivus’ non-commercial aspect.”
Hands down, an aluminum pole beats a Christmas tree any day.
I can now say that I’m the proud owner of ALL THE SEINFELD, that’s right, all nine seasons!