“Teach a man to reason and he’ll think for a lifetime.” —Phil Plait
“I don’t think homosexuality is a choice. Society forces you to think it’s a choice, but in fact, it’s in one’s nature. The choice is whether one expresses one’s nature truthfully or spends the rest of one’s life lying about it.” —Marlo Thomas
“Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not.” —
“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.” —Judy Carte
“If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?” —
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.” —Kurt Cobain (via bootssandboyss)
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” —Woody Allen
“It’s a load of fucking shit. Fucking hate the government. I don’t care if they keep us in order, the way they go about it is dirty and wrong. We can’t fix it until all the of the old fucks that are in [the government] right now die off. How long have we been waiting for improvement? How long have we been in a pointless war that was sparked by greed? We aren’t becoming a better nation, we are slowly deteriorating and dying off, slowly being taken over by foreign governments and companies. Our nation is corrupt.” —
Christopher, by ex-boyfriend.
Dude, you should write a slam poem about it.
“If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, ‘Thanks for the lemons!’ Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.” —